Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
