so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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