I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
