The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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