you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He better not be in your backpack
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
