Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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