Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
