he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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