Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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