I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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