Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
