But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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