The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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