it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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