Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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