Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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