i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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