the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All the doctor said was why
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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