oh god the rape fog is back!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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