He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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