Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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