I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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