only if we run a train.
done.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Come on in and take your pants off
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