Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
