I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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