i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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