i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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