Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
