You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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