: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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