it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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