did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I love you. Go after that dick
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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