Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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