I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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