I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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