is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Drunk is not a location!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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