doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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