party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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