You really coming over, don't trick.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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