Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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