Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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