Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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