Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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