people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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