i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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