I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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