why didn't you poke me back
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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