best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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