What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm just crazy horny about you
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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