i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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